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I' hpfuy be getting my new mac by the end f the week, s I can just update frm there :D

I don't care if he's an ass...

Jude law has one of the best smiles i've ever seen.
case in point: The end of the movie "Alfie" (which, by the way, was quite good.)

Flight of the Conchords!

Another Video gem from my fave new show on HBO, Flight Of the Conchords!
This one is called Hip-hopopotamus Vs. the Rhymenocerous
and, as before, lyrics are below so you can sing along!




I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’

I know it's been a while...

But I've been totes busy with the end of school!
and while I can't send you a bunch of fun stuffs to view, this lil' jem might cheer ya up!
put on yer dancin shoes!

Flight of The Concords

My friend just discovered this show that's new on HBO and it is basically my personality in two guys from New Zeland. Anywho, It's about these two 'mates' who are in a band. and so, I decided to kick off the summer portion of my blogoramma, here is the music video for "I'm Not Crying" +the lyrics, so you can sing along :D



I'm Not Crying

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been seaching around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha haSo, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been seaching around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

Real Men of Genius

Here are some Bud Lite, Real men of Genius Commercials. Funniest ever.

Mmm, yeah beer commercial

Again, I don't have too much time, because I have to finish my senior paper,
but I saw this ad during my research, and decided to share it with you. Red Stripe has some of the funniest Beer Commercials ever(although Miller Lites Real men of Genious is pretty hysterical too...will post some videos of that later...)
Enjoy!

I don't have a lot of time, but...

here is a rap about Chuck Norris.

My New Manquarium...

I think this may be one of the funniest things i've seen. it's called 'Manquarium'.
Go to Manquarium.com and make one for yourself!

Is it just me?...

...or have the Starburst and skittles commercials become weirder and weirder??? You be the judge. Either way, they're hysterical!


This is a vintage skittles commercial:

This is a russian Skittles commercial

I am so stoked!

I loved Shaun of the Dead, and now I'm completely stoked for the newest movie by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I found this review from Canmag::



The eagerly anticipated second feature from the co-creators of 2004's award-winning sleeper hit Shaun of the Dead is a contemporary action comedy. Police officer Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is London's top cop. This tough law enforcer is good at his job - so good, in fact, that he makes his colleagues look bad. As a result, his superiors "promote" him to the village of Sandford, where all is garden parties and neighborhood watch meetings. Partnered with Danny Butterman (Nick Frost), an oafish but well-meaning young local cop, Angel struggles to adapt. But he just can't...until a series of grisly "accidents" indicates that foul play is afoot. Suddenly, this seemingly idyllic town is a case that Angel has to crack - hard.

tie dye cookies!

I attempted to make something today, that sounds awesome in premise, and, with practice, will probably be really cool: Tye-Dye Cookies. Here is my first attempt at them. I'm include the modified directions below :D

1.make a basic sugar cookie, but don't bake it.
2.obtain a paintbrush. and have a cup of water near by.
3.paint the cutouts of your cookie with water.
4.then dip your paintbrush into the water, then into the food coloring, and back into the water.
5.paint the cookie cutout with paintbrush, repeat pattern with all colors.
6.before putting into the oven, brush over lines between colors with water to get them to bleed a little bit.
7.bake as normal.

(you might have to cut your coloring with some water, because it'll be pretty bright. thats why mine looks a little intense.)

the candy you can wear!!

Oh my goodness. I've found a really fantastic website, while looking for a howto for these really great starburst bracelets.
anywhoo, it's basically a how-to website, and it's got a really fantastic amount great crafts!
Here's the website:Cut Out + Keep
and here are some of my favorite projects that you can learn how to do by going onto the website. Enjoy, crafty Kids!

Gene Simmons has a hot son.

IT'S SPRING!

I LIKE SHINY!

I'm a sucker for a shiny shoe. That's why I'm so glad that people are wearing patent leather again. Here's a montage of some of my favorites. And don't worry, the websites where to buy them are below ;) enjoy, shiny lovers!
click on the image to enlarge




Payless
Charlotte Russe
Urban Outfitters
Forever 21

It's the most wonderful time of the year. For Serious.

My mom just brought home some of the best things on earth. If you know a little girl/have a sister/daughter/friend with a daughter/work in an office with people who have daughters/go to the bank/mall, you've probably been coerced into buying some of these little slices of heaven. That's right, Girl Scout Cookie Season is here :D I get all giddy inside thinking about these delectible treats, and I hope you do too. so, to show my appreciation to you, oh mighty girl scout cookies, here is a breif photo montage. Enjoy.
CLICK TO SEE ENLARGED IMAGE!

Kyle Dunnigan

Chances are, if you've seen Reno 911 more than once, you've seen this guy. I just discovered Kyle Dunnigan one night on Comedy Central, and I laughed and laughed and laughed.

And now, here for your enjoyment is a video of one of his most hysterical routines: Enjoy!

Kyle Dunnigan standup

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Erin Go Bragh-Happy Saint Patricks Day!

It's belated, I know, but I wanted to wish you a Happy Saint Patricks Day! I have no Idea how this tradition started, but I love it. Especially on Long Island, in most bagel shops you can find a selection of green bagels. ranging from a spring green, to the hulk green, a variety of shades that will suit any palete on saint patty's morn. If you didn't get a chance, feast your eyes on this lovely picture of some green and regular bagels!

just a quick update!

my computer was down for a bit, but I'm back!

i've got many things to post, so look out!

Where's Waldo: Remember Me?

Have fun Kids :D
Click on the pic to see the full image!

How to dress emo, a tutorial:

for gals and guys (respectively) it's a bit blurry, but you can make it out:

The Latest Fashion Craze: Fanny Packs

No, totally they're back!
*SYKE!*

hehe. Well, Here's a video that pays hommage to the bag you wear 'round your fanny: Get ready to bust a gut/move!
fanny pack the movie: the fanny mac

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These are a few of my favorite things...

Fight Club.
It's a fantastic and wildly trippy movie. I highly Reccomend it. But Then I came across this series of movies, entitled Dance Club and I couldn't stop laughing. If you couldn't guess, it's a parody of Fight Club and fabulous. Watch all the movies, in order.

PS: for those Kevin Bacon Fans, there is also a Homage to Footloose !!! :D
Enjoy!


DANCE CLUB : THE MOVIE~PART 1

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DANCE CLUB: THE MOVIE~PART 2

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DANCE CLUB: THE MOVIE~ PART 3

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DANCE CLUB: BLOOPER REEL

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I'm a total fan of the SNL Digital Shorts, and here's a little sampling of some pretty funny ones. Enjoy :)

Sloths:


Andy Popping into Frame:


Body Fusion:




There are so many more, but I couldn't get them. Check out these ones tho:
The Young Chuck Norris
A Day in the life of Natalie Portman
Dopple Ganger