an SNL Digital short...

That blew my mind.
One of the funniest, by far,
Featuring Adam Levine of Maroon 5 fame.

The New Geico Ads.

Here are a few, they are a play off old toys. I think it's a pretty good ad campaign.

Wanna dance?

Ever wondered how to dance at turkish rave?
Well, now you know with this helpful and hysterical guide!

New Funness!

I just heard this canadian duo on MTV (what, music on MTV?)
Chromeo is a super funky, hip-hoppy pair of awesomness.
And according to their website:" is Pee Thug and Dave 1: best friends since their Montreal adolescence, virtuoso musicians, walking hip-hop encyclopedias, and the only successful Arab/Jew partnership since the dawn of human culture. "
Here's their video for "Needy Girl" the lyrics of which are below to sing along!



Wanna be by yourself
And no one else
Alright
Now you wanna go out
Wanna scream and shout
Tonight
You want some space
Now get out of my face
Alright
Now you want me back
Put your life on track
Tonight

You're a needy girl
I can tell when I look in your big brown eyes
You want my world
But how can I do yours if I can't do mine?
I try to change
But somehow it's weird I don't feel the same
It's all about
What you want
What you say
How you feel
How you play the game

You're a needy girl
And you want my world
I try to change
But it's not the same

[Hello?
Hey, what's up baby.
Yeah, I'm in the studio right now, I'll call you later.
No, I really can't talk right now, I'll just call you back, alright?
No, I can't talk right now, I'll just call you later.
Yo, what?
Yo, I can't - look - whatever.]

When you're home alone
You don't answer the phone
Alright
But it's like a crime
If I don't answer mine
Tonight
So you found a man
And he's more than a friend
Alright
But you still call me
For some TLC
Tonight

You're a needy girl
I can tell when I look in your big brown eyes
You want my world
But how can I do yours if I can't do mine?
I try to change
But somehow it's weird I don't feel the same
It's all about
What you want
What you say
How you feel
How you play the game

You're a needy girl
And you want my world
I try to change
But it's not the same

Zorse?! Of Course!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra and a Horse?
A Zorse, of course!


Apparently, they are quite skittish.
and they're real!
I heard about these on this fantastic little movie called I'm Reed Fish, which only opened in 1 city, but starred Jay Baruchel(of Knocked Up fame) and Alexis Bladell(from Gilmore Girls) and is really a nice movie :D.

I Don't know what it is....

But I love this new commercial from Levis!
Now I want some jeans...

I am so excited!

that Knocked Up is coming out tomorrow! (I'm a little obsessed)
And so, in celebration, I both hunted and pecked and found this scene, one of my favorites, when they are tripping on mushrooms.
Enjoy!

Another Comedian I adore...

Kyle Dunnigan. I know I've already posted about him, but he is really funny, and I found new videos!!

One of my new favorite Comics

His Name is Howard Kremer AKA 'Dragon Boy Suede' It's a little dirty, but really funny.

Hey You! YOu need a t-shirt!

Yes, you do.
and where better than to head on over to Threadless and pick up some merch!
All of the shirts are made by different people that enter via submissions, and they are voted on, the best of which are available for your purchase. Once you see all of the fantastic, slightly weird, and often funny t-shirts that Threadless has to offer, you'll want to buy them all!

again, that's Threadless
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By the way...

How much did Brittney Spears Suck?
Very Much.

I know that this video is really old...

but after winning the VMA, I decided to check out Umbrella by Rhianna.
it's stylistic, i love it!

First The Spice Girls, Now this?

I for one was quite a fan of Good Charlotte when they burst onto the scene with their overly-played Pop "punk" songs, so infectious it would get into your brain and stay there. forever.
And so, they are now back with a vengance(with pals Avenged Sevenfold-wtf?) and have an actually...dare I say it...slightly decent song?!
I present you with The River by Good Charlotte Feat. Avenged Sevenfold



And if that wasn't great enough, I've decided to take you on a walk down memory lane, with some music videos from some of their past 'hits' :D

runaway box

I still don't have the time to give you a real and true update, but here's what i gotst:
There is this online group, I guess you would call it, and their name is "Runaway Box" and they have this series called "Elevator"
ther's a bunch of them, but here are my favorites:
oh, and the link to the website is Runaway Box

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I' hpfuy be getting my new mac by the end f the week, s I can just update frm there :D

I don't care if he's an ass...

Jude law has one of the best smiles i've ever seen.
case in point: The end of the movie "Alfie" (which, by the way, was quite good.)

Flight of the Conchords!

Another Video gem from my fave new show on HBO, Flight Of the Conchords!
This one is called Hip-hopopotamus Vs. the Rhymenocerous
and, as before, lyrics are below so you can sing along!




I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’

I know it's been a while...

But I've been totes busy with the end of school!
and while I can't send you a bunch of fun stuffs to view, this lil' jem might cheer ya up!
put on yer dancin shoes!

Flight of The Concords

My friend just discovered this show that's new on HBO and it is basically my personality in two guys from New Zeland. Anywho, It's about these two 'mates' who are in a band. and so, I decided to kick off the summer portion of my blogoramma, here is the music video for "I'm Not Crying" +the lyrics, so you can sing along :D



I'm Not Crying

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been seaching around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha haSo, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been seaching around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

Real Men of Genius

Here are some Bud Lite, Real men of Genius Commercials. Funniest ever.

Mmm, yeah beer commercial

Again, I don't have too much time, because I have to finish my senior paper,
but I saw this ad during my research, and decided to share it with you. Red Stripe has some of the funniest Beer Commercials ever(although Miller Lites Real men of Genious is pretty hysterical too...will post some videos of that later...)
Enjoy!

I don't have a lot of time, but...

here is a rap about Chuck Norris.

My New Manquarium...

I think this may be one of the funniest things i've seen. it's called 'Manquarium'.
Go to Manquarium.com and make one for yourself!

Is it just me?...

...or have the Starburst and skittles commercials become weirder and weirder??? You be the judge. Either way, they're hysterical!


This is a vintage skittles commercial:

This is a russian Skittles commercial

I am so stoked!

I loved Shaun of the Dead, and now I'm completely stoked for the newest movie by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I found this review from Canmag::



The eagerly anticipated second feature from the co-creators of 2004's award-winning sleeper hit Shaun of the Dead is a contemporary action comedy. Police officer Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is London's top cop. This tough law enforcer is good at his job - so good, in fact, that he makes his colleagues look bad. As a result, his superiors "promote" him to the village of Sandford, where all is garden parties and neighborhood watch meetings. Partnered with Danny Butterman (Nick Frost), an oafish but well-meaning young local cop, Angel struggles to adapt. But he just can't...until a series of grisly "accidents" indicates that foul play is afoot. Suddenly, this seemingly idyllic town is a case that Angel has to crack - hard.