Oh Google...

Ok, so I'm doing my Astronomy Homework, and was looking for a chart that my professor had posted on a slide show and used these keywords:
Average star masses in space, Pearson, Addison wesley
and I got these images, none of which were what I was looking for:










Good times. Back to work...

This picture made my life.

Cindi Lauper, Alan Cumming, and Julie Andrews.
All together, all star team!

Mastercard Commercial, "We want the funk"

I love this commercial, the little boys are the most adorable kids ever and every time I see it it brings a smile to my face. Enjoy!

The video that I posted awhile ago about "I Ran" from Saturday Night Live, but it isn't working anymore, but now here it is again, I found it because I thought it was so funny-my favorite is the mini cameo of Jake Gyllenhall




Here are the Lyrics so you can sing along to this catchy tune!
They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
And even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth
My heart tells me you’re the one for me

Mahmoud, I remember when it started, saw you on the news
You hating gays, I was eating food
I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said
You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud, make my heart beating out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
You ain’t no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me
Our love for each other is like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel, and yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can
They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, (?) when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I put my vessel in
So I try to (?) but you can still see me
With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt… Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
Come home, and in my arms you’ll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
Around the world the same stars we’re seeing
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me, in the night sky
With you pants high waisted, damn so fly
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin’ boo
Hope you look at my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
You say (?) but they already do
You should know by now, it’s you

You crazy for this world Mahmoud
So give us another Holocaust all you want
But you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
But you’re in New York now baby
So time to stop hating and start living

Halloween Rampage! + do you like Joy? are you into that kind of thing

Im on a roll :D Here is a daily show clip from 2000 called Even Stephen!



Does not have anything to do with Halloween, but I came upon some daily show clips that I thought were particularly funny!
Art Authentication


Bruce Springstein:

one more haloween video!

one more halloween treat, this one from the fellows at smosh, and might I say, it's pretty funny :D

Happy (early) Halloween!

Ok, so I know that halloween is still 2 days away, but I couldn't wait. A classic Halloween moment for me is Michael Jackson's Thriller. it's 14 minutes of random zombie fun. And, it's before he got(totally) creepy! Yay!

Here's the video:



And then, (shameless self promotion) the Mighty Sound of Maryland(from the University of Maryland) of which I'm a part, did a halloween show this past weekend, and we did the thriller dance! (very impressive, I might add, because we are band people, and not dancers)
Needless to say, we got more cheering than the football team.
the first video is th second song in the show, and then the dance at the end,
and the second one is just the dance at a different angle.

Some pretty funny videos from some pretty funny guys.

Black20.com











and this is a random PSA about driving drunk from Star wars from the 1970s....good times.

Waitless, Quick Peel a Potato!

I love these commercials, I think it's brilliant.

Pushing Daisies

My new favorite show-
So Stylistic, so pretty to look at, and each episode looks like a movie.
AND it's a fantastic/morbidly beautiful show.
OMG. it's so fantastic. I'm obsessed.
and lucky for you, you can watch both episodes online!
Watch it.

And I am so excited that Kristen Chenoweth (from Wicked) and Ellen Greene (from Little Shop of Horrors)
from the website:
Grown up Ned (Lee Pace) puts his talent to good use by touching dead fruit and making it ripe with everlasting flavor. He opens a pie shop. But his gift leaves him wary of becoming close to anyone, as beautiful waitress Olive Snook (Kristin Chenoweth) finds out. His life as a pie maker gets more complicated when private investigator Emerson Cod (Chi McBride) finds out about Ned's secret. Emerson convinces the cash-strapped Ned to help him solve murder cases (and collect the hefty reward fees) by raising the dead and getting them to name their killers.

Then Ned is handed the case that changes his life forever. His childhood sweetheart, Charlotte "Chuck" Charles (Anna Friel), is murdered on a cruise ship under strange circumstances. Her death brings him back to his hometown of Coeur d' Coeurs to bring Chuck back to life, albeit briefly, and solve the crime. But once reunited with Chuck, Ned can't bring himself to send her back. He helps her escape after her grieving aunts, Lily and Vivian (Swoosie Kurtz, Ellen Greene), former synchronized swimmers Darling Mermaid Darlings, think they've buried her forever.

Chuck becomes the third partner in Ned and Emerson's PI enterprise, but she encourages them to use their skills for good, not just for profit. Ned is overjoyed to be reunited with Chuck, the only girl he's ever loved. Life would be perfect, except for one cruel twist -- if he ever touches her again, she'll go back to being dead, this time for good.

Here are some VIPs.

Don't hate me but...

I found this picture and it just cracked me up.
this is it, I promise.

I know I'm obsessed...

But here's another Flight of the Conchords song-I can't help it, they're just so hysterical.

Footloose throwback, anyone?




This one features Demitri Martin, a very hysterical commedian!

Another Flight of the Conchords song

A song to bump up Brets self esteem.

Flight of the Conchords

A song about David Bowie

Waitless and GUI

Have you seen these new Sprint commercials? I think they are genius! I'm always a fan of G.U.I. or Graphic User Interface, which is the images you see on top of the video. I think they're really interesting.

Another SNL short,

a hysterical trailer for High School Musical 3.

an SNL Digital short...

That blew my mind.
One of the funniest, by far,
Featuring Adam Levine of Maroon 5 fame.

The New Geico Ads.

Here are a few, they are a play off old toys. I think it's a pretty good ad campaign.

Wanna dance?

Ever wondered how to dance at turkish rave?
Well, now you know with this helpful and hysterical guide!

New Funness!

I just heard this canadian duo on MTV (what, music on MTV?)
Chromeo is a super funky, hip-hoppy pair of awesomness.
And according to their website:" is Pee Thug and Dave 1: best friends since their Montreal adolescence, virtuoso musicians, walking hip-hop encyclopedias, and the only successful Arab/Jew partnership since the dawn of human culture. "
Here's their video for "Needy Girl" the lyrics of which are below to sing along!



Wanna be by yourself
And no one else
Alright
Now you wanna go out
Wanna scream and shout
Tonight
You want some space
Now get out of my face
Alright
Now you want me back
Put your life on track
Tonight

You're a needy girl
I can tell when I look in your big brown eyes
You want my world
But how can I do yours if I can't do mine?
I try to change
But somehow it's weird I don't feel the same
It's all about
What you want
What you say
How you feel
How you play the game

You're a needy girl
And you want my world
I try to change
But it's not the same

[Hello?
Hey, what's up baby.
Yeah, I'm in the studio right now, I'll call you later.
No, I really can't talk right now, I'll just call you back, alright?
No, I can't talk right now, I'll just call you later.
Yo, what?
Yo, I can't - look - whatever.]

When you're home alone
You don't answer the phone
Alright
But it's like a crime
If I don't answer mine
Tonight
So you found a man
And he's more than a friend
Alright
But you still call me
For some TLC
Tonight

You're a needy girl
I can tell when I look in your big brown eyes
You want my world
But how can I do yours if I can't do mine?
I try to change
But somehow it's weird I don't feel the same
It's all about
What you want
What you say
How you feel
How you play the game

You're a needy girl
And you want my world
I try to change
But it's not the same

Zorse?! Of Course!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra and a Horse?
A Zorse, of course!


Apparently, they are quite skittish.
and they're real!
I heard about these on this fantastic little movie called I'm Reed Fish, which only opened in 1 city, but starred Jay Baruchel(of Knocked Up fame) and Alexis Bladell(from Gilmore Girls) and is really a nice movie :D.

I Don't know what it is....

But I love this new commercial from Levis!
Now I want some jeans...

I am so excited!

that Knocked Up is coming out tomorrow! (I'm a little obsessed)
And so, in celebration, I both hunted and pecked and found this scene, one of my favorites, when they are tripping on mushrooms.
Enjoy!

Another Comedian I adore...

Kyle Dunnigan. I know I've already posted about him, but he is really funny, and I found new videos!!

One of my new favorite Comics

His Name is Howard Kremer AKA 'Dragon Boy Suede' It's a little dirty, but really funny.