I love Demetri Martin.

I think he has a fantastic brand of comedy and is incredibly smart.
Apparently, he has an affinity for Palindromes, and below is the 224 word palindrome that he wrote is below.
Crazy Awesome.


Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

The bold text is the center of the palindrome.

I love christmas.

And i love adorable videos.
Here is Annie Poon's video, made for Fredflare, my FAVORITE WEBSITE!! (www.fredflare.com) I absolutely love it and think it's the most genius thing ever.
Watch, Enjoy, Happy Holidays!

What will the Hills do without writers?

James Franco and Mila Kuniz explore with an impersonation of Justinbobby and Audrina.

MANERGY->TERBOPUNS! PREPOSTERONE!

Ever feel like your regular energy drinks just aren't cutting it?
Try POWERTHIRST!


AND NOW: PART DEUX! POWER THIRST:ROCKET EDITION

The One Semester of Spanish Spanish Love Song

Ever wonder what you can use your one semester of spanish?
Thanks Runawaybox.com!




**If you like the song so much, you can go to the website and download the mp3!**

Hehe gangster old people!

Remember this commercial? Good times.

Don't Judge me-

but I love roject runway, and my favorite season of all time is the second, with Santio and Dan!!!!
Here are some hysterical Highlights!

My favorite show is back!!!!

"Her model looks like she pooed fabric"
-Heidi Klum

I was so excited that Project Runway is back, I was worried that it was not coming back, but YAY!!!!
I've got to say, Christian is my favorite right out, he is totally a cute little emo boy!!!
And Elisa is a weirdo-and I am not liking her. At All. She is kind of reminding me of Angela of last season.
Here are my highlights:


MY FAVORITES:
Christian's Dress:

Jillian's Dress:

MY LEAST FAVORITES:
This is Elisa's Travesty:

Rami's Design: He won the challenge, but I think it's ugly, it is an ugly gray and it looks like a toga.


All in all, I think that a lot of these designers already have great careers, and I think a lot of them are really creative and talented!!!

The Story of My Life

from Elephantitis Of The Mind

My weird obsession...

With The Flight of the Conchords continues...











And who doesn't love a song about Chuck Norris?

Try A Little Tenderness...

One of my favorite scenes from any movie-
Pretty In pink, Duckie sings
Song: Try a Little Tenderness-Otis Redding

Oh Google...

Ok, so I'm doing my Astronomy Homework, and was looking for a chart that my professor had posted on a slide show and used these keywords:
Average star masses in space, Pearson, Addison wesley
and I got these images, none of which were what I was looking for:










Good times. Back to work...

This picture made my life.

Cindi Lauper, Alan Cumming, and Julie Andrews.
All together, all star team!

Mastercard Commercial, "We want the funk"

I love this commercial, the little boys are the most adorable kids ever and every time I see it it brings a smile to my face. Enjoy!

The video that I posted awhile ago about "I Ran" from Saturday Night Live, but it isn't working anymore, but now here it is again, I found it because I thought it was so funny-my favorite is the mini cameo of Jake Gyllenhall




Here are the Lyrics so you can sing along to this catchy tune!
They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
And even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth
My heart tells me you’re the one for me

Mahmoud, I remember when it started, saw you on the news
You hating gays, I was eating food
I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said
You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud, make my heart beating out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
You ain’t no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me
Our love for each other is like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel, and yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can
They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, (?) when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I put my vessel in
So I try to (?) but you can still see me
With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt… Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
Come home, and in my arms you’ll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
Around the world the same stars we’re seeing
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me, in the night sky
With you pants high waisted, damn so fly
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin’ boo
Hope you look at my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
You say (?) but they already do
You should know by now, it’s you

You crazy for this world Mahmoud
So give us another Holocaust all you want
But you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
But you’re in New York now baby
So time to stop hating and start living