I'm a sucker for a shiny shoe. That's why I'm so glad that people are wearing patent leather again. Here's a montage of some of my favorites. And don't worry, the websites where to buy them are below ;) enjoy, shiny lovers! click on the image to enlarge
My mom just brought home some of the best things on earth. If you know a little girl/have a sister/daughter/friend with a daughter/work in an office with people who have daughters/go to the bank/mall, you've probably been coerced into buying some of these little slices of heaven. That's right, Girl Scout Cookie Season is here :D I get all giddy inside thinking about these delectible treats, and I hope you do too. so, to show my appreciation to you, oh mighty girl scout cookies, here is a breif photo montage. Enjoy. CLICK TO SEE ENLARGED IMAGE!
Chances are, if you've seen Reno 911 more than once, you've seen this guy. I just discovered Kyle Dunnigan one night on Comedy Central, and I laughed and laughed and laughed.
And now, here for your enjoyment is a video of one of his most hysterical routines: Enjoy!
It's belated, I know, but I wanted to wish you a Happy Saint Patricks Day! I have no Idea how this tradition started, but I love it. Especially on Long Island, in most bagel shops you can find a selection of green bagels. ranging from a spring green, to the hulk green, a variety of shades that will suit any palete on saint patty's morn. If you didn't get a chance, feast your eyes on this lovely picture of some green and regular bagels!
Fight Club. It's a fantastic and wildly trippy movie. I highly Reccomend it. But Then I came across this series of movies, entitled Dance Club and I couldn't stop laughing. If you couldn't guess, it's a parody of Fight Club and fabulous. Watch all the movies, in order.
PS: for those Kevin Bacon Fans, there is also a Homage to Footloose !!! :D Enjoy!
Ever Since I saw Music and Lyrics I was obsessed with The Fake band that they made up for it, Pop! This music Video makes me laugh every time I see it, and now I want to share it with you! Play, laugh and enjoy. Be Sure to Dance to your hearts Content. Also, I've included the lyrics for you to sing along!
PS: watch for the Drummer, he's my favorite!
Lyrics to Pop! Goes My Heart [VERSE 1] I never thought that I could be so satisfied, Everytime that I look in your angel eyes. A shock inside me that words just can't describe, And there's no explaining. There's something in the way you move, I can't deny, Every word from your lips is a lullaby. A twist of fate makes life worth while, You are gold and silver.
[CHORUS] I said I wasn't gonna lose my head, but then POP! Goes my heart. I wasn't gonna fall in love again, but then POP! Goes my heart. And I just can't let you go, I can't lose this feeling.
[VERSE 2] These precious moments, we have so few, Let us go far away, where there's nothing to do but play. You show to me that my destiny's with you, And there's no explaining. NOTE: The last four lines of verse 2 are not in the music video but are included on the song in the Music and Lyrics Motion Picture Soundtrack.
[CHORUS] Repeat x2 (after first repeat there is is an interupt of lyrics shown below)
A twist of fate makes life worth while, You are gold and silver.
(second chorus repeat excludes "I can't lose this feeling.")
Believe it or not, the people who brought you the heart wrenching, oceans deep song, Barbie Girl, had more than one song-Go Figure! Here it is: Lollipop by Aqua!
Lyrics Oooh, I am the candyman Oooh, comin’ from bountyland Oooh, I am the candyman Oooh, comin’ from bountyland
I wish that you were my lollipop Sweet things, I will never get enough If you show me to the sugar tree Will you give me a sodapop for free
Come with me, honey, I’m your sweet sugar candyman (oooh) Run like the wind, fly with me to bountyland (oooh) Bite me, I’m yours, if you’re hungry, please understand (oooh) This is the end of the sweet sugar candyman
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, your word is my command Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland
Oooh, you are my lollipop Oooh, sugar sugar top Oooh, you are my lollipop Oooh, sugar sugar top
I wish that I were a bubble gum Chewin’ on me, baby, all day long I will be begging for sweet delight Until you say I am yours tonight
Come with me, honey, I’m your sweet sugar candyman (oooh) Run like the wind, fly with me to bountyland (oooh) Bite me, I’m yours, if you’re hungry, please understand (oooh) This is the end of the sweet sugar candyman
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, your word is my command Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, your word is my command Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland
I am the candyman Comin’ from bountyland I am the candyman Comin’ from bountyland
Comin’ from bountyland
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, your word is my command Oh my love, I know you are my candyman And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland
Oooh, you are my lollipop Oooh, sugar sugar top Oooh, you are my lollipop Oooh, sugar sugar top
While it's not in english(it's in French) Je Veux Te Voir(I Want To See You)by Yelle can't help but make you want to get up and dance!
Video:
Lyrics: Cuizinier avec ton petit sexe entoure de poils roux Je narrive pas a croire que tu puisses croire quon veuille de toi Je ny crois pas meme dans le noir, meme si tu gardes ton pyjama Meme si tu gardes ton peignoir, en forme de tee-shirt ringard Garde ta chemise ca limitera les degats batard
Je veux te voir Dans un film pornographique En action avec ta bite Forme patatoes ou bien frites Pour tout savoir Sur ton anatomie Sur ton cousin Teki Et vos accessoires fetiches
Cuizi cest quoi Ta position favorite Tes performances olympiques Mais tu nas rien dorgasmique Tu es tout nu Sous ton tablier Pret a degainer Mais je tavoue rien ny fait
Superstar dun soir ta vie redevient normale apres Pas besoin de lunettes noires pour te cacher personne te reconnait Ta carte verte tattend mec Cest pas des paroles en lair Jai reussi à ten faire Une avec mon scanner Lentree est gratuite ce soir Cest le seul moyen pour quon vienne Alors les filles on se promene Ouais on va aux chippendales On navait pas prevu de passer la soiree avec des rigolos On voulait voir des pectoraux, des mecs montes comme des taureaux
Tes posters de LilJon recouvrent ceux de Magic Jonhson Ton corps est trop crunk pour assurer les dunks
Cuiziner cest toi que je veux voir Que je veux voir ce soir Te faire ridiculiser par une fille qui rappe mieux que toi Jai pas assez de mes 10 doigts pour les compter dans la salle Toutes ces filles coiffees comme moi qui savent ce que tu vaux a poil
(Merci à Laura pour cettes paroles)
broken english translation(I prefer it in french) Cuizinier with your small sex surrounds by russet-red hairs I narrive step has to believe that you can believe quon wants of you I ny do not believe same in the black, same if you guards your pyjamas Same if you guards your dressing gown, in the shape of old-fashioned tee-shirt Keep on your shirt Ca will limit the damage batard
I want to see you In a pornographic film In action with your cock Form patatoes or fried For any knowledge On your anatomy On your Teki cousin And your accessories fetishes
Cuizi cest what Your favorite position Your Olympic performances But you nas nothing dorgasmic You are very naked Under your apron Loan has to declad But I tavoue nothing ny made
You dreams dun Hummer fluo Draw by Akroe But you nas not the licence You always travel by the subway
Superstar dun evening your life becomes again normal after Not need for black glasses to hide you nobody reconnait you Your green chart tattend guy Cest not of the words to lair some Jai successful with ten to make One with my scanner Lentree is free this evening Cest the only means for quon comes Then the girls one walks Ouais one goes to the chippendales One navait not envisaged to pass the evening with the funny ones One wanted to see the pectoral ones, guys go up like bulls
Your posters of LilJon cover those with Magic Jonhson Your body is too crunk to ensure the dunks
Cuiziner cest you whom I want to see That I want to see this evening To make you ridicule by a girl who rappe better than you Jai not enough of my 10 fingers to count them in the room All these girls coiffees as me who know what you be worth has hair
This clip comes from SNL. Some of the actors, and guest host Drew Barrymore play Dakota Fanning, Daniel Radcliff, and the Little girl from Little Miss Sunshine on "The Dakota Fanning Show" Hilarity ensues:
I recently discovered The Apples in Stereo, and I immediately fell in love. They've got a pop rock sound, while still being their own, and The lead singer has a very distinct voice. I basically listen to them all the time now, and this CD is excellent driving music.
my favorite song on the album is deffinitely Please: and here's the video for it:
I give Velocity of sound by The Apples In Stereo (***1/2) out of 5 stars.
I've hound this fabulous little site, that has online paper dolls...of celebrities. Ever wanted to know what it would be like to be your own stylist? Well, now you can.
I am particularly fond of the Audrey Hepburn one, but there are tons of male and female celebrities and musicians that you can dress up. Enjoy, Kids :D
While I have this blog, I also have a livejournal account, for which I am a Plus member. And as a plus member, you have ads on your pages and such. So, how surprised, and mainly taken aback when I saw this little number.(click for larger image)
IT IS EVEN CALLED DAZE HIPPIE SHOP!!! what else would they sell there? Hmmm! HIPPIE SHOP. doesn't that set off some alarms? I'm sure that you are as surprised as I was to see that Daze has started advertising. That the've taken the initiative. We all know what it is, but now, the local Livejournal community can enjoy it as well.
"Maggie May" is a traditional Liverpool folk song (Roud #1757) about a prostitute who robbed a sailor. It has been the informal anthem of the city of Liverpool for about 150 years.
John Manifold, in his Penguin Australian Song Book, writes:
"A foc'sle song of Liverpool origin apparently, but immensely popular among seamen all over the world...".
Stan Hugill in his Shanties from the Seven Seas writes of an early reference to the song in the diary of Charles Picknell, a sailor on the convict ship Kains that sailed to Van Diemen's Land in 1830."
Thanks Wikipedia!
While I am not a prostitute...
I do enjoy wasting my time on the internets and perusing (mainly YouTube) for adequate, interesting, and often funny tidbits to collect on this blog. Here are some genres which I generally cover:
-Youtube Videos
-Music Videos
-Great Websites
-Wikihow
-crafts
-music
-and the occasional coloring page.
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